If it isn't rough, it isn't fun! - What Women Want in a Guy!

Type 'how to become' on google and you will get the first result as

It seems not many want to become millionaires. I think that this result couldn't have become so popular with just the girls trying to get 'fair-skinned'. The men seemed to have jumped into the bandwagon too. I knew this for quite sometime, but with John Abraham, Shahid Kapoor and even Shahrukh Khan (who I might say is not a great example of 'fair skin') advertising for various skin-whitening creams, I found it my responsibility to warn and maybe advice the millions of dark-skinned men out there.

First of all, dear dark-men, 'tall,dark and handsome' is what it was and WILL BE. NO girl dreams of a pansy boy. Even Shahid Kapoor had to grow a 6-pack to get his career going. [I had a crush on that guy from the time I saw him in the video by Aryans (given below). Its funny how geeky he looked then. I thought he looked hot - I was around 11 yrs old then! )



If you are looking for miracle cures, I'd suggest you try the umpteen grow-tall remedies. Maybe even the  six-pack remedies! But, honestly, don't fall for the 'get white' remedies. No one except Michael Jackson  succeeded and I am very sure, no one wants to emulate him (?).

If you REALLY are looking for something to make your face look better. I'd suggest you try make-up. Well! At least it works!

So, stop falling for random advertisements of stuff that doesn't work. Here's what you need to get that girl - or me 'cause the list is based on my opinions!

1. A for Attitude: 
A LOT of men seem to believe that attitude implies being a champu rockstar.

 
That image doesn't work for SRK even! Flashy clothes on men DO NOT look good. DONOT wear reds/pinks/yellows EVER. Keep any other colour that you wear to a subtle shade which doesn't hurt the eye. If you use shades/sun glasses, try not to use the Rs 49 ones brought from a road side vendor. Shades are NOT your fast track to being cool!  

Attitude refers to the way you react to situations. Anger is good to a point but don't over do it! Girls like guys who like their work, who want to grow in life and have long term goals and dreams. Girls don't give a damn about what you look like as long as you look decent (read presentable).

2. Humour:

Girls LOVE a guy who can make them laugh. Try not to look like a joker though.

3. Speech:

It is very important to sound civilized in your speech. Though most modern girls tolerate (or at least forgive) swear words, see that you say that even they sound civilized. It is not out of reason that girls love a British accent or they swoon over Derek Shepherd in Gray's Anatomy or Dr.Richard Burke in Friends. these guys have the 3 factors above EXACTLY right.   

4. Respect Women:

Don't refer to girls as 'chics' or 'babes' or 'hotties'. It is OK to call your girlfriend one but not another girl, no matter who it happens to be. Do NOT refer to an ex-girlfriend with any word which is demeaning. It will send a direct signal that you will do the same with this girl if you two happen to break up.

5. Don't Cry: 

No guy in this world except Enrique looks good being emotional.

Too many emotions are BAD. Most girls are emotional creatures and they are looking for someone strong to balance them out and help them through the craziness. They DO NOT want a partner to PMS with! Also try not to bring up conversations about 'the way it happens at home' or 'my parents say that...', girls DON'T want a sissy poo who runs to his mom all the time.  

6. Being Rough is OK, Being Uncouth is NOT: 

Girls like manly men. But, many men confuse being manly with being uncouth and unkempt. there is a difference between a properly trimmed beard and a 5'O clock shadow with a beard that hasn't seen the blade of a razor. No matter which style you prefer, try to make it look neat. A beard/mustache might be fine is it has a proper style and ample care has been put into maintaining it. Having long ghoulish hair anywhere on the body is not appreciated by most girls I know.   
Also, it is VERY important that it goes with the whole look and image.

  Well, that's all for now folks. Sorry for being post-less for so long, I just did not seem to get myself to get up and finish this post.