March 5, 2010

Nityananda Swami - Cut him some slack!

The recent scandal about the self proclaimed and yet people made God Man Nityananda Swami not only shows how gullible people in this country are, but also how hypocritical they are!

I hate these sex scandals where the news channels try to prove that God-men are really human. Duh!

Why is it that
Lord Krishna could have 16000 wives, Dasrath 3 wives, Lord Venkateshwara 2 and they were Gods! While this seeming young man is not allowed to have a fling?






I am quite sure the 'actress' wasn't raped as I don't see her screaming bloody murder. Also, I don't think she is stupid enough to think she is Mother Mary and hope to give birth to another 'Son of God'.

This poor guy found that the all those messages and enlightenment through the Goddesses in his dreams were quite detrimental to his reproductive health. I don't know what happens to 'enlightened' people, but I guess they don't lose their libido.

Come on! God wants the enlightenment to pass on - and that's exactly what Nityananda Swami was doing. In the easiest and the most pleasurable way. Do you REALLY think all the able, young, God-men don't jerk off in the least? If you don't think so try to 'hold it off' for 2 months and see what happens!

This rule that the only thing God-men do in their bedrooms is meditate is like the curious case of 'OMG My parents have sex' Syndrome. People JUST can't tolerate thinking about their parents being kinky sex partners. Similarly, people JUST don't seem to digest the fact that a their declaration of a person being 'Godly' doesn't really halve the range of functions performed by his pee-pee.

For God's sake, Cut this guy some slack.

or

Maybe... People are just angry that all the 'hot booty' is being slurped up by this guy. Oh well...

Signing off with some enlightening lines from Eminem...

It shall cure you of any 'OMG My parents have sex' Syndrome that you might have :D




13 comments:

  1. Interesting ! Hadn't read a 'for' Nityananda perspective so far :)

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  2. @Anu, It's less of a 'for' Nityananda perspective. It is more a 'for' people minding their own business perspective.

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  3. Right.
    I haven't read anything about this whole "scandal" apart from the headline. Thankfully, don't watch the Tv, so no passive information either.

    Though I did like some funny twits on the topic:)

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  4. never thought of it from this angle...

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  5. havent seen someone call a spade a spade better nicky ! I guess the general perception is to see sex as an indulgence giving into temptation and "godly" nature means being beyond them! Also, probably he lectured on abstaining in his sermons which his followers managed too n are now angry on being cheated :p

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  6. The problem is not that he had sex with this beautiful actress. It is only natural. The problem is that he was constantly selling Bramacharya, while he was f'ing kollywood beauties. He could have choosen to dismiss Brahmacharya in public and still continued as a saint. Saints do come in different varieties. However he actively encouraged others to do some thing that he did not believe in the first place. So is that a crime? May be not. But he has some serious credibility issues.Every one who took his words seriously are bound to feel stupid.

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  7. Well, if a scientist comes out and says he discovered a new type of stone, people assault him with a thousand questions and he needs to fight all of them to prove himself.

    How come people aren't half as critical while accepting god men?

    If an ad tells you that you will fly after drinking xyz drink, but nothing like that happens after you drink it, does it mean the ad was 'cheating' you? or is it you yourself to be blamed - who had taken the ad at face value when you had to read between the lines?

    Is it the fault of the believer or the preacher, for the preacher can preach anything, it is upto oneself to believe or not.

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  8. the new theme doesn't have the persona of the old one.

    we want the dj girl with Ts back!

    are you like going to soften down your posts too .. for your grooms to be probably?! :p

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  9. @anonymous coward

    No Ts!

    Well, given there will be a lot more posts which capture a lot more emotions than just being pissed off, you might find it to be softer than usual. Pissing off is definitely not out of the agenda!

    Ps: I guess, I know who you are :P

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  10. Chance trailed here...and njoying! 2:00 in the morning after a hectic day and this still keeps me awake! bold!

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  11. Chance trailed here...and njoying! 2:00 in the morning after a hectic day and this still keeps me awake! bold!

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